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Posts: 19814 (17/02/06 19:10) Boot Camp 2006 Pro Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	Tags : None We used to have a prompt generator but it got deleted, so I've been collecting up old prompt lists. If you're looking for inspiration, think of a number between 1 and 2460 (at the moment), and see what prompt comes up. Lexie (Alexandra Fox) BC-Pro Member (5th February 2004) AIM : LexieFx E-mail: lex@hackleton.plus.com
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Posts: 19814 (17/02/06 19:11) Boot Camp 2006 Pro Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	The first thousand prompts 1 An Ulcered Eyeball 2 Well Done, Anona, Youre in One. 3 Animal, Vegetable or Mineral 4 Swimming Upstream 5 Pennies From Heaven: Finally Mr Potter 6 Then Again, Batman Begins 7 A story based on building/making something 8 An Evening With Lucy Fur. 9 Eleven Difficulties With Body Storage 10 How to Drown Your Wife 11 It May Be Drooling to You, But Hes MY Zombie 12 The Organ Grinder (Liver, heart...) 13 Appetite, Appetite... 14 Find any postcard and write a story prompted by it. 15 Put a song on loop and make it enter your bones (then write with the song permanently playing... Birdie Song may result in suicide: avoid). 16 Adventures in Cheese 17 Constantinople is a very hard word, can you spell it? 18 Yellow and Yellow 19 My Name is Frank Bruno, Im a Mental Patient 20 Love is a Word, Marriage is a Sentence 21 A story beginning, Falling Off a Unicycle is easy. The problem is making it look funny 22 A Confederacy of Crows 23 Vaseline and Other Hobbies 24 The A-Z Guide to Hades 25 Why Body Parts May Be Pink 26 Samson and De Writa 27 A story beginning. You put yer left leg in 28 A story ending You pull yer left leg out 29 Less is More 30 Eyeless in Gaza 31 Armless but Dangerous 32 Legless, Drinking with Dylan 33 Footless and Fancy-Free 34 Toothless, but his Bite still Hurts 35 Apple, Apple, Apple 36 The Hiroshima DVD 37 If Nobody Speaks of Remarkable Things 38 Aspects of the Navel 39 Even Fighters Die 40 Able to Look, Doesnt See 41 Banzai! Banzai! 42 Talking to Mr Fuckukami 43 Alberts One-Eyed Bed Snake 44 Monocular in aspic 45 Travels With My Girlfriends Monkey 46 Why Rubber Trees Grow in Straight Lines 47 Purple 48 A story beginning, They departed, the Gods, on the day of the strange tide 49 Write a Zombie story without the word Zombie, or blood 50 Going North 51 A Rainy Day in Manchester, a Cafe, Julia 52 M5, M6, M62 53 Bert From Bootle has an Idea 54 The Harrogate Question 55 Five Reasons Not to Go to Hull 56 A Dirty Weekend in Scarborough 57 She Wouldnt Eat the Mushrooms 58 Wild, but May be Married 59 PC Games, Chicken 60 Gods Spreadsheet 61 What Happened When Jack Came Home 62 Hen Night in Brighton 63 Choosing Between Grey and Puce 64 Why the Devil Never Cheats at Cards 65 Ulcer 66 Twelve Adventures With Double-Vision 67 BBC6 68 A Day in the Life of a Squashed Bug 69 Three No-Win Situations 70 Noise-cancelling earphones 71 A Long Day in Mississippi 72 Rainbow 73 Up in the Mornin, Out on the Job 74 Waiting for the Right Thursday 75 The Difference Between a Cactus and a Grandchild 76 Slow River Day 77 Samson and Delilah 78 The Night Before Little Big Horn 79 Surfing the Milky Way 80 Soul Surfing 81 Lost, Lost, Lost 82 Homework 83 Have a break, have a... 84 The Importance of Being Ernie 85 Marshmallow Capitol 86 Skateboarding the West Wing 87 The Slow Certain Death of Lord Brockhampton 88 Jelly, Cream, Spider 89 Half-Welsh, Half-Irish (both the bad halves) 90 The Ancestors Tale, The Ancestors Tail 91 Picnic in Hay-on-Wye 92 One dance not to do on the moon 93 Google FSLKX 94 Famous French Military Victories 95 The Heaven A-Z 96 Cheese, but then again why not? 97 Hiroshima 1947 98 Remarkable Things 99 Modern English Usage 100 The Daring Young Man on the Flying Trapeze 101 Grey, Greyer 102 An Apple a Day is No Protection Against Muggers 103 A story beginning, You are in the bathroom, sitting 104 Wakey, Wakey, Campers 105 This Time Its Serious 106 Hands 107 A Nightingale Sang 108 Seven Uses for a Hedgehog 109 Hello Vera 110 The Bodyshop 111 As You Like It 112 Glow in the Dark 113 Eating out of my Hand 114 Paint Stripping 115 Twins, Bodies 116 Do You Want Chips with That? 117 Silver Water 118 Chocolate Purple 119 Indian Summer Days 120 The Beach Hut 121 The Rattle of Stones 122 Not About my Father 123 Up to My Ears 124 The Tutor 125 Feet 126 What Sort of Christmas Present Would Jesus Like? 127 The Second Part of Henry IV 128 Shrew Tuesday 129 Much Ado About Very Little Really 130 Pizza, Pepperoni, Pisa 131 Albert Murphys Plan and Beatrices Trick 132 Twenty-Two Ducks Does Not a Pie Make 133 Tutankhamens Sister 134 Why You Shouldnt Make Love on a Beach 135 Porthcawl and Other Joys 136 Jeremy Yellow 137 Sins of the Father, Risotto 138 The Whores Graveyard (Ansons Corner) 139 A Few Too Many Beans 140 A Cornfield, Over-Exposed 141 Scrubs, Scrubbers, Scrubbing 142 Shakespeare Without the Words 143 Why Before the Talkies, Were There No Mime Artists? 144 Pink, Cheese, Say Cheese, Punk 145 East Gone West 146 The Difference Between a Gaggle and a Skein 147 Spinning Jenny 148 Warts, All, Warthogs and All 149 Jeremy Beadles Amber Army 150 Seventeen Lucky Breakaways 151 Life is Just a Bowl of Muesli 152 Writing Muscles 153 Boys, running muddy in their goal 154 The Collected Short Stories of Elvis Presley 155 Jailhouse Cheese 156 if a Cheesepuff and an Onion-Ring had a Fight, Home & Away, Who Would Win? 157 Victory Dive 158 Hippopotami 159 The Plural of Girlfriend is Trouble 160 Monday: Abergavenny Thursdays v Sheffield Wednesday 161 Tuesday is Soup 162 Friday on My Mind 163 POETS Day 164 Saturday, Saturday, Cheese 165 Daffodils 166 All Garlic No Meal 167 Pigging Out 168 The Chef is in the Saucepan 169 More is Always Too Much 170 Blood on the Table 171 Wallowing 172 When the Teacher is Redundant 173 Dead Baby Soup 174 Sitting in Tesco Car Park 175 The Surgery 176 Charity Fatigue 177 Chocolate or Sex? 178 Useful Ways to Die 179 Premature Emasculation 180 Google bollock 181 At Home With Matt le Tissier 182 Fun With the Squirts 183 The Marshmallow Wars 184 Creepy, Chocolate and Three New Positions 185 Winstons Amazing Wang 186 A Child of Our Time, in Time 187 James Bond is Gay says Rosa 188 Google Eyeball Cheese 189 The Ancestors Tale, The Ancestors Tail 190 I Love Rosa Kleb 191 The First Commuter Train 192 Flood, Floods 193 Daylight Saving Time. Daylight, Saving Time 194 Fry-Up 195 Walking Up Everest, My Love 196 How Should Bathrooms Smell? 197 Dead Famous, Famous Dead. 198 Chicken Little For president. 199 The East Wing 200 Midnight Prompts 201 Driving in Darkness 202 Pinocchios Secret 203 Write a story updating or subverting a famous fairy tale (e.g. Cinderella) 204 Slugs 205 Why Plants Turn Brown and Die 206 Understanding Urine 207 Party From Prague 208 A story beginning, The lid will be stainless steel 209 Genevieve 210 Slow Boat to China 211 The Importance of Integrity 212 Professor Flambag and the Cleaning Lady 213 Tea With Sir Lancelot and King Arthur 214 Chimes, Pain, Rain 215 Yellow, Green, Blue 216 A story beginning, Perhaps I shouldnt have 217 The Children Are Playing 218 Desert Island 219 Best American Shirt Stories 220 747, 757, 747 221 Polar Bear in the Jungle 222 Boudicca on Holiday 223 Hunting the Wild Bore 224 Good Idea, Bad idea, Happy Xmas 225 Treacle Tart, Custard, Tart 226 All Cats Are Grey in a Sack 227 Things to Do With an Oblate Spheroid 228 Walter Raleigh at Home 229 And if the World WAS Flat? 230 Pomegranate Eggs 231 Chocolate Coated Wire Wool 232 Henry the Ninth 233 Between Rock and Folk is a desert 234 Elvis Lives and Was Seen Wandering at EotW 235 Sand, Piper, Sandpiper 236 How Penguins Stink. 237 Nora Battys Underwear 238 Picnic With Pearl, Above the Harbour 239 How High is a Chinaman? 240 Mellow, Yellow 241 Noon, Prompt 242 The Good Mothers Handbook 243 Sleepy in the Corner of the Eye 244 The Best Thing Before Sliced Bread 245 Happy as Ding Dong David 246 Purple, People, Purple 247 Father Maloneys Glass Eye 248 James and the Giant Pooch 249 Plastic Flamingos 250 The Complete New Yorker 251 Old, Sad, South African 252 A Hazardous Undertaking 253 Five problems With Perth and Sydney 254 Picnic at Ayres Rock 255 Temperance, Temperate, Obdurate 256 Silk 257 A story beginning, Now Ive made it, I can do anything.. 258 In a Jiffy 259 Girl With an Earring, Pearl 260 But I dont Like It 261 Zinc & Castor Oil Cream 262 Three Interesting Things About Eczema 263 Shroud, Banana 264 Thin Ice, How Not to Fall Through 265 Skating to Heaven, Dreams, roses 266 A Drunken Prairie Dog 267 Badgers 268 Bats, Belfries, Why Eagles Soar 269 Horses, Rats, Skunk 270 The Milkless Cow 271 Mice, Moles, Voles, Why Tiny Creatures Are Important. 272 Weasels 273 Why Hedgehogs Die on Bonfire Night 274 Global Lighting 275 The Difference between Rice, Sago and Tapioca 276 Red, Red, Red, yes RED 277 The Older Map 278 Seven No Trumps 279 Shakespeares Agent 280 Forgotten Voices of the Warped 281 Blue Chicken, Theodolite, Lantern 282 William Tell & The Lone Ranger 283 Sent Off 284 Fear of Fleeing 285 Postmans Knock 286 The Interwet 287 One is More Than Enough 288 The Difference Between A Cucumber and Her Martian Boyfriend 289 Knock Up Ginger 290 Why Coffee Beats Tea 291 The Army Passed Along That Ridge 292 The Ode Less Travelled 293 If Hemingway Had Been Female 294 Finishing Banville 295 How To Read and Why 296 The Difference between Afterbirth and Horror Writers 297 Apple, Raspberry, Cloud 298 Hostile Interview With Self 299 Frog, He Say... 300 The Devil Cant Play Croquet 301 Why God is a Bad Loser 302 Prairie Dogs 303 MRS Confucius POV 304 Eight Feet Under 305 Snow is Blue Today, Sorry 306 Black Rain 307 The Turquoise Rose of Texas 308 Coca Cola Claus 309 The New Shirker 310 The Blue, Blue Grass of Home 311 Forty Shades of Pink 312 KhakiBerry & Apple Pie 313 Walrus 314 Put Your Hands in the Air 315 Grumbly Gertude, Granny Green 316 Gently Flows the Stream 317 Bitter Bats Beyond Birmingham 318 A story beginning, Theres fat and then theres FAT 319 Lovat? Love it. 320 Sleet, Snow & Rain, Solicitors 321 Why a Milking Stool Has Three Legs 322 Robert Goddards Beard 323 The Lords Prayer 324 Incident in Avebury 325 A story beginning, After a workout... 326 Aubergine 327 Listening to Chris Rea 328 Bananas, Bishops, Liquorice 329 They Come, They Go 330 Adventures in a Dockyard 331 A story based on (but hardening) a rhyme 332 A story beginning: I think, maybe it was the camera 333 Blue, some yellow and the white tick 334 Why Udders Swing 335 King Arthurs Cuckold 336 Spring 337 Behind the Waterfall 338 Sticking Pins into Editor Dolls 339 Pink, Blue, Pink, Blue, Black 340 Into the Mouths of Caves 341 The Fugitive 342 A story beginning, The thing about murder is ... 343 Lulu in La-la Land 344 Seven Secrets of Chocolate 345 Any Fool Knows 346 Google SWPLJ until youre tweaked by a story 347 Underneath the Arches 348 Bald Pink Knees 349 Green, Clean, the Brilliant Machine 350 Ash on an Old Mans Sleeve 351 Check Your Belly for Spots 352 A story beginning, There are good and bad points about being dead ... 353 Dreaming of Turtles 354 The Bedtime Hour 355 The Porn in Dads Den 356 Google 7UKM until youre tweaked by a story 357 In Front of Us 358 Always the Last to Know 359 Green, not Turquoise, GREEN 360 I Will Dissemble No Longer 361 What Makes a Good Greyhound 362 Hanging by the Heels 363 A story beginning, It starts with a small bang ... 364 What is it about Horses and Violins? 365 Love is a Careless Child 366 Google KHHK until youre tweaked by a story 367 At My Side, a Cutlass 368 Walking to Italy 369 Yellow, Yellow, Yellow 370 Daughter Doesnt Rhyme with Laughter 371 When Owls Begin to Call 372 A story beginning, OK, so I cheated ... 373 Words that Sting the Lips 374 Four Reasons Why I Miss You 375 Bullfighters and Blood 376 Google 19934 until youre tweaked by a story 377 Above Us the Waves 378 Building a Nest from Nothing 379 The Black Wedding Dress 380 Scooping out Pumpkins 381 What Id Like to Do to Delia 382 A story beginning, At the end of this story theres ... 383 Hearing a Lover Sing 384 The Naming of Parts 385 Poor Farmer? 386 Google Bread Thief until you get tweaked by a story 387 Over There, Not HERE 388 It Isnt the Cough that Carries You Off 389 Annabelle and the Boy Scout 390 Past Life Regression 391 Magnolia or Cream? 392 I kid you not. It was THIS big ... 393 A story beginning, This is all bollox, lies ... 394 See you at the next funeral 395 Pride and Sensibility 396 Google Champion Mushroom Cheese until you get tweaked by a story 397 High Up But Falling 398 Talking of Aunt Julia ... 399 Primrose, Lilac, Khaki 400 Exchanging the Gift of Life 401 Crossing the Lake in a Barrel 402 Think if Me as the Hearse Goes By 403 A story beginning, Warts and all, huh? You really want to know ... 404 Behold the Duck 405 Lessons of the War 406 Google Pink Chicken until youre tweaked by a story 407 Beneath Midnight 408 Coconut Milk and Blossom Honey 409 Umber, Orange, Brown 410 The Clock Struck Thirteen 411 The Sight of the Hedgehog Trails 412 Father is Wearing a Paper Crown 413 A Bower of Bone 414 A story beginning, Sometimes all you can do is tell the truth and hope ... 415 Girls in Blue 416 Google Bum Feather until youre tweaked by a story 417 Teaching the Child to Doubt 418 Under the Weather, Early Morning 419 The Joy of Stolen Boats 420 Necessity is the Mother of Invention 421 White, so White, White, White 422 On Fish, Bicycles, Men 423 Things Were Different Inside Mother 424 A story beginning, There is no story here ... 425 The Prod of a Hazel Stick 426 Google Vagina Angina until you get tweaked by a story 427 Four Feet Below Happy 428 Chocolate Flakes with New-Mown Grass 429 Beauty, Ripe and Calm and Fresh 430 Lizards in the Sun 431 It isnt Black, Its Very Dark Grey 432 Did Some Fool Mention Christmas? 433 Seducing the Hunters Wife 434 The Edge 435 A story beginning, This isnt easy ... 436 Google Christmas Hitler until you get tweaked by a story 437 Rising Above it All 438 Did You Say a Blue Robin? 439 A Knife Lost in a Mans Back 440 Bloody Sunday 441 Blue and Silver, What Else? 442 Hearing Voices You Will Never Hear ... 443 Clams and Angel Hair 444 Never Was a Life Lonelier 445 A story beginning, Im not going to lie to you ... 446 Google Bottom Burp Lemonade until youre tweaked by a story 447 The Crab Who Walked Forwards 448 The Music of Mushrooms 449 Trapping Mountain Lions 450 The Joys Woven into Womens Hair 451 Red Orange Yellow Green 452 Skittles with Father 453 Bright Eyes, Burning Like Fire 454 Shes the One 455 A story beginning, This will all be lies, but youll read it anyway ... 456 Google Princess Diana Spaceship until you are tweaked by a story 457 Beside Herself 458 Snake-Eyes 459 My Way 460 Petals Like Hell-Flames 461 Hungry to Breakfast 462 Yes, Its a Fine Animal but We are Hungry 463 Come Undone 464 Lavender is Not Lilac 465 A story beginning, My name is not Jake Black ... 466 Google Prince Charles Murderer until you are tweaked by a story 467 Over the Worst of It 468 Liar Dice 469 The Summer of 65 470 The Other Face of Something Beautiful 471 She Sailed in the Dinghy Like a Proper Sea-Dog 472 Dragging the River Again 473 In a Certain Slant of Light 474 Not Many Roses are Red 475 A story beginning, Trees ... 476 Google Poo Alien King until youre tweaked for a story 477 Outside for Breakfast 478 Why Red and Yellow Dont Go with Khaki 479 A story beginning, Im going to tell you nothing you dont already know ... 480 Intensive Care 481 One Kiss Was All 482 Like Pigs at the Trough 483 She calls herself Letitia, but ... 484 A World of Bendy Clocks 485 We Lie Beneath the Grass 486 Where Go the Boats? 487 Mourning Mouth 488 The Soft Hush of Sand 489 Walking the Blue Mountains 490 Heres the Time to Say Goodbye to God 491 Carrying Pheasants Home 492 Knickers 493 Above Suspicion, Or is it Under 494 The All Red Traffic Lights 495 A story beginning, There are times in the affairs of men ... 496 Google Harold Wilson Mars Chocolate until you are tweaked for a story 497 Left of Left, Hello Stalin 498 Shoes Melting from the Heat 499 A Fool Sings Two Songs 500 Praying for the Horses 501 Thursday, and Didnt You Promise? 502 Appearance Versus Reality 503 Online Baiting 504 Gold and Silver, or Wood 505 A story beginning, Fuck you, Doctor Spock ... 506 Google Chinese Flying Saucer until youre tweaked for a story 507 Right of Passage, No Left, Left! 508 So Black could Be White 509 Lore of the Pub Philosopher 510 In the Dead of Winter 511 Margaret, Are you Grieving? 512 So You Have to be Sober to be Sensible 513 A Close Cell 514 Gladiator 515 A story beginning, The Last line of this story is ... 516 Google Sensitive Americans 517 On Top of Young Smokey 518 Stripping the Lemon Trees 519 With a Light Smile and a Heavy Heart 520 Cream, Off-White, Vanilla Milkshake 521 No, Not the Comfy Chair! 522 Speaking of Little Tragedies... 523 Spirit of the Wild Rhino 524 A story beginning, All I did was Google ... 525 What Ive Got in My Pockets 526 Google Blair Satan Cheese until something tweaks you 527 Sideways is better Than Not at All 528 Letting a Lover Ripen 529 The Magic Lantern 530 Talk About a Kosher Butcher 531 Bright Green Suit, Red Shirt, yellow Tie, Shame about the Blue Shoes 532 Ladys Fingers? 533 Sharing Amandas Toothbrush 534 Its a Small (Small Small Small) World 535 A story beginning, Theres a twist at the end 536 Google Tom Browns Spaceship 537 In Front of the Pack 538 Crossing the Tracks in Chicago 539 Bringing Mother to Her Knees 540 Old Masters 541 Talking to the Elevator Boy 542 Green Around the Gills 543 Lipstick on your Eyebrows 544 I Yearn (Conjugate) 545 A story beginning, Cheese and Spacemen ... 546 Raptors 547 The Boy Wonder 548 Google Archimedes, Sex until youre tweaked with a story 549 Under and Above 550 Dearest, Dearest Evelyn 551 Strawberry Fields 552 Thoughts of a Friday Fish 553 The Lower Sling Swivel 554 Whats Red and Has Wheels? 555 It was just a little landmine 556 Manufactured Madness 557 A story beginning, Testicles may or may not be an advantage ... 558 Scream! 559 The Subtle Wife 560 Google Auschwitz Celebration until you find a story 561 Side by Side but ... 562 A Marmalade Cat on an Aubusson Rug 563 Apricot Afternoons 564 Fiddle Widdle Tiddle Diddle 565 Am I Really the Last Astronaut? 566 Blue Streak 567 The Devils Hair 568 The Fourth Child, the One Who Didnt 569 Do You Like Pie? 570 Cheating at Bridge with Alistair 571 A story beginning, I hate flash... 572 Google Flash Madness until youre tweaked 573 In Front but at the Back 574 Like the Screech Owls Cry 575 Another Fine Mess Youve Got Me Into 576 The House at St Austell Bay 577 Did She Ask for It, or Deserve It? 578 She talked of pig production 579 Pink Stinks 580 A Mouthful of Stars 581 Apeneck Sweeney spreads his knees 582 How Black was MY Valley 583 A story beginning, If I knew what I was doing ... 584 Google Gold leaf Cheese pickle until youre tweaked 585 Front left centre 586 Songs Without Words 587 Here Lies Pod 588 He Talked of a Larks Nest 589 Pretty Polly Flinders Sat Among the Cinders 590 A Thornless Rose, a Perfect Rose? 591 Green Makes Blue 592 Even then, she wore a headscarf 593 Men at Arms 594 Dancing in the Drizzle 595 A story beginning In this box theres 596 Google Kangaroo sex Alien till youre tweaked 597 A gazunder goes under 598 The Society of Medieval Chavs 599 Badgers Bend 600 Cold Stella 601 At Night, on Bare Boards 602 Satellite Navigation 603 Women and Cricket 604 And the Soot Rained Steadily 605 Green Beret vs. Red Devils 606 Old Truck, Old Dog 607 A story beginning Magic ... 608 Google Bucket magic MP until youre tweaked. 609 Behind, the Behind, In front 610 The Stink of a Garbage Truck 611 Wooden Wheels, Wooden Go 612 When the Men Had Passed ... 613 Shooting the Purple Birds 614 Tiny Starfish Fingers 615 Milk 616 Its Warmer With Two 617 Yellow is Mellow, Brown is down 618 A story beginning, This is the end ... 619 Google 5% of Nothing 620 Back to the Russian front 621 For Love of Old Men 622 Forty Shades of Green 623 Are You with the Bride or the Groom? 624 Had I but World Enough, and Time 625 Telling Fortunes in Tea Leaves 626 My First Time 627 Feeding them Liquid Madness 628 A story beginning, Life Begins at Forty? Forty WHAT? 629 Tripping the Light Fantastic 630 Waiting for the Photographer 631 Google Mustard Custard 632 Your Side at the Front, My Side at the back 633 Rosy Fingered Dawn 634 Dimples 635 Words that Run Away from You 636 Black Spot 637 Northanger Park 638 A Portrait of the Artist as a Madman 639 Visiting from St Petersburg 640 Why daffodils are Yellow 641 The Hidden Paw 642 A story beginning, I have this theory. See... 643 Google Precision Fart until you find something that blows you away 644 Under, Over, Upside down 645 License my roving hands, and let them go, behind, before, above, between, below 646 Yellow Green Spirals 647 Epidemic! 648 Booty Queen 649 The Three Tenners 650 A Game of Two Halves 651 The Sad Demise of Plottys Otter 652 Eyes Sticking Out of My head 653 Red-Raw, Bleeding (and thats the good bits) 654 A story beginning. This was a BIG mistake 655 Google, Ways to kill Keegan 656 Write about a bunch of saddos writing for 27 Hours Straight. Dont they fucking have 657 LIVES? 658 Write a NON-clichéd story where a man or woman thinks while having sex 659 How to Lance a Boil, How to Boil a Lance (Bonus Prize) 660 Contemplate your navel - LITERALLY 661 A Baboon versus a Dolphin, Home & Away, Come on, whod win? 662 When a Film Producer Drops In 663 Jack the Ripper Had targeted Wombles 664 Cerise, Dear, Cerise 665 Knocking Doors in the Dark 666 Even Psychopaths get Lonely 667 Eleven Reasons Not to Take a Shower 668 A Story beginning, If this doesnt make you laugh, you are DEAD 669 The End of the Project 670 The Long and Winding Road 671 After Grey is Black, and then Sleep 672 Master McTavishs Moustache 673 Why Babies Should Not Be Pink 674 Notes From a Lady at a Dinner-Party 675 Marrakesh, Even When Spelled Wrong 676 Skunk, Sir. 677 Nancys Trick With the Balloon 678 How to Be Perfectly Sad 679 Hanker, Wanker & Thanker, Solicitors 680 Why on average its only six inches 681 Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds 682 Lucy, Lucy & the Magic Daffodil 683 Lucy Lastic and the Not Funny Jokes 684 Did Yousee Juicy Lucy? No I saw Esau on a seesaw 685 Catching the Ten OClock BlunderBus 686 A Pint of Bitter 687 Watching Punts 688 Euclids Party 689 Tea With the Taxman 690 Dumb & Dumber 691 How to Read & Why 692 What Tom Found in the Cowshed 693 The Long and Winding Rope 694 Scotland 695 Peanuts & the King 696 Machine Gunner 697 The English Teacher 698 Oh Calamity, Calamity! 699 PDA, iPOd, MP3... 700 Wrong Number (But a Nice One) 701 Learning to Play Saxophone 702 King Leer 703 Sex Tourism is Not Glitter 704 After the Marathon 705 A Sore for Site Eyes 706 Lord FannyFarts Problem 707 The Actor & the Professor 708 Green and Yellow Makes... 709 Ironing 710 Eclectica. Memorabilia 711 Why Women in Horror Films Go Up to the Creaking Attic 712 The Man Who Had Too Many Adjectives 713 WHAM 714 Three Things to Do in a Wigwam 715 The Difference Between Sing and Thing, Thing and Thong 716 Its Windy. No its Not Its Thursday 717 Burrowing in Pears 718 The Modern British Navel 719 Piercing, She said 720 Away in Salisbury 721 A Wet Afternoon Watching Boys Kick Footballs 722 Gerry Jeremiahs Answer 723 Blue, or Indigo 724 Bread, Cheese, Wine, Conversation 725 Thoroughly Modern Justine 726 The English Civil War 727 The Correct Use of Foul Language 728 All the lights unlit. All, all unlit. 729 A Cold Sore 730 Sunday Afternoon Soccer 731 Searching For Postcards 732 The Sea, Gulls, Little Sunshine 733 The Art of Friction 734 Soul Gardening, What to Use For Compost 735 Pele, Best, Maradonna, Drugs 736 Champion, Champignons, Champagne 737 Brittle, Bristol 738 How to Read and Why 739 A Sunday Lie-in 740 Singing From Whose Hymn-Sheet? 741 A Floating Bog 742 Deliverance 743 Hannibal, Spartacus 744 A story beginning, You get there by small boat through dangerous waters 745 Mother 746 Adventures in the World of Cheese 747 Origami Company Folds 748 Mini-Skirt Company n Short-Time 749 The First Green Chicken 750 So if Adam DIDNT Eat the Fucking Apple? 751 Wild Horse, Stars, Black, Night 752 Walking With John Barnfull 753 Blue, Gulls, Plastic Sandals, Marmite 754 George, Oh George 755 Why You Lie to Your Wife 756 Ballet in Mud 757 A story beginning, Start With a Lie and Never Look Sideways or Back 758 Forgotten Voices 759 If YOU were a soldier in a Holocaust Camp? 760 Driving to Bridport 761 Is Snow Heavier measured in Millimetres? 762 Lost on the Moors 763 The Ancestors Tale 764 Dinner With Dubya 765 Failing in Wales 766 Genius, Chicken Soup, Blackberry & Apple 767 Youre Puff Pastry, Im Cheese 768 Piddle, Paddle, Wade, Swim, Sail, Fly 769 My Family is Allahs, I Care For Them 770 When the Sun and Water in the Other Valley is So Pure 771 The Fallen Madonna With the Big Boobies 772 Mr Wayne Has left the Building 773 Letting Go, Not Letting Go 774 A Story beginning, Sometimes though the power will not dissipate... 775 Marshmallow Pie 776 The Student, The Guru and The Judge 777 Blossom, Dearie 778 Seven Menopausal Issues 779 Travels With My Shrink Wrap 780 Brian Charles Rocks & The Kindergarten Plan 781 He Was Fat. He Died having a Shit. 782 The Nursery Teacher in the Sandpit 783 Mexicali Rose Stop Crying 784 White Van Woman 785 Mimi and Me-Me-me 786 In the Land of the Blind 787 The Blacksmith 788 In the Road, On a Wednesday, In the Rain 789 Cheerful Answer Pie 790 The Hitler Joke Book 791 An Old Mans Death, A Young mans 792 Y-Fronts, Jockey-Shorts of Briefs? 793 The Thong Song 794 The Man Who Thought Epsom Van Hire Was a Dutch Painter 795 It Keeps Eating Apple 796 The Ghost in the Microwave 797 The Haunted Ghost 798 Apartment 1. Apartment 2. Place to Crash. Apartment 3 799 Bored by BASS 800 Where Have All the Writers Gone? Gone to Graveyards Every One 801 I Stand at the Window Looking Our. I am Important. 802 Why Doesnt the Queen Wave With This Hand? 803 Off to Watch Neighbours 804 The Thing in the Kitchen 805 So Now Who Do We Vote For? 806 A Wild Justice 807 Robot Wasps 808 Apartment 14-X, The Dark Side of the Building 809 The Joy of Sax 810 Cloud Walking, January 811 Hovel1. Hovel 2. Cottage. Hovel 3. 812 A story beginning. Not When 813 The Slag at the Front of the Bus With Your Baby 814 A Rainy Afternoon in Bolton 815 Chips With Everything 816 Name The Doll 817 Why Chinese Women are... 818 Nutmeg 819 Hovel 1. Hovel 2. Cottage. Hovel 3. 820 Blitz 821 LA Dairies 822 Hell.com 823 The Devil Writes the Best Endings 824 J K Rowling BEFORE Harry Potter, in that Cafe 825 The Colonel and His Mistress 826 Jam Butties 827 A Story beginning, No, contemplating murder is not nice, but 828 Im a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here 829 A Desert in the East 830 The King & I 831 When the Eyes Burn 832 Storm 833 Spiders, Rats, Birthday Cake 834 When the Women Come Out to Dance 835 Sparks, Hanging Out at Buena Vista 836 Hurrah For Captain Early 837 Karen Makes Out 838 A story beginning. This is a choice? 839 ...is his throat a place for you to die... 840 The art of losing isnt hard to master. 841 Raining Spratts and Hogs 842 The Chapel 843 McGintys Donkey 844 Why Are Indian Restaurants Not Indian? 845 Ronald McDonald Indicted 846 A Story beginning, This is the Problem, it SAYS Fix this to this 847 Cream and Shit Rises to the Surface 848 Baby, Pushchair 849 Sitting on the Dock of the Bay 850 Ten Minutes early for Neighbours 851 Killing Mice For Pleasure 852 Jack and the Cannabis Talk 853 Picnic in Dresden 854 Simple Simon Says (But You Dont Have to Listen) 855 All Aboard 856 Writer in Residence for Attila the Hun 857 Jack 858 Five to eight, Were Late! Were Late! 859 A Quiet Time in the Desert 860 Black-Hearted Jake 861 Red, Yellow, Brown, Green 862 Hallelujah! 863 Mr & Mrs Bates and Their Son Master Bates 864 The Five Wheeler Bike 865 Jeremy? Is That You? 866 The Smile on Happy Changs Face 867 The Third Man 868 Harry Potter and His Invisible Lance 869 Stone Animals 870 Im New Here, Whats a Troll? 871 Black Tuesday, Grey Wednesday 872 One Week, a Desert 873 Blue, Blue, Pink, Pink, Blue 874 Trevor Garfinkles Orange drink 875 The Lost Missionary 876 H B Tribe, Chartered Engineer 877 Committed or Involved? 878 Nagasaki Romance 879 If at First You Dont Succeed, Read the Fucking Instructions 880 WHY Women Cant Read Maps 881 Listening to James Joyce 882 Watch With Mother (and Be QUIET!) 883 Japanese Green 884 Cheese-Flavour Crisps or Marmite? 885 Gone, Not Gone, Doggone, Dunno... 886 The Tragedy of Fondue 887 Not Waving But Lurking 888 Woman Who Cook Potatoes and Pees in Same Pot, Unhygienic 889 The Difference Between Forever and 15 Hours 890 The Colour of Love 891 No Its Not me Really, Honest, Would I Lie? 892 Rats, Mice Bats, Polyfilla 893 The Old Bats are the Best Bats 894 How Not to Be Subtle 895 Has Madam Forgotten Her Card? 896 A story beginning, There, a blank screen.. 897 A story ending, Here a blank mind... 898 Droppings 899 How to Get Straight Tens for Crap 900 Blue Veranda, Violet Lawns 901 A Blank 902 The Opposite of Give In is Submit 903 Bonnie & Floyd 904 The Good, the Bad, & the Demented 905 I Have the Keys to her Heart but the Lock is Rusted Over 906 George W Bushs First Novel 907 Maximus Plotinus 908 Red, and Yellow and Pink & Green 909 Liverpool Kiss 910 Bat Soup, Ice cream, Grandmother 911 A story beginning I bet someone had this idea first. You think anyone will notice? 912 When Weeds Become Flowers, Flowers weeds 913 Baby Shit Brown (or is it Mustard?) 914 A Plague in er Eyes 915 The First Blue Banana 916 If at First You Dont Succeed, Copy 917 The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner was my Favourite) 918 Gather Round Children, Auntie is Here. 919 Poison Mushrooms 920 Pink 921 Chinese Checkers 922 Sour Grapes and Gruel 923 Its Not My Fault, Its Just Im White 924 A story beginning, If only people understood me, Id.. 925 The White Van, the Chickens, the Spare Tyre 926 Little Jack Horner Works Out 927 Blue 928 Talking to Kangaroos and Monkeys 929 Goodbye My Brother 930 The Enormous Radio 931 The Scarlet Moving Van 932 The Geometry of Love 933 The Pig, the Well, Mrs Tavistock and the Plumber 934 Six Character Who Never Appear in Fiction 935 When Bright Blue Becomes White 936 Hotel Sadness 937 Murder One 938 Primates, Primary, Primeval 939 Jack in the Beans Talk 940 Tescos is at the Door 941 1,620 Minutes in the Asylum 942 The Hotel 943 White Van Man Returns From the Dead 944 My Brother is Out of Bed Today 945 Seventeen Ways to Advertise 946 The Japanese Do It Better 947 A story beginning, I Left Forever, but... 948 Blank Screen Prompt: Bike, Car, Van, Truck, Bulldozer 949 Type this up then turn off or blank out your screen 950 The End of the News 951 One Armed Bandit 952 Icebergs 953 The Phantom Ache of a Lost Part 954 The Four Till Ten Shift 955 Love In The Time of Armageddon 956 Potato Heads Latest Outfit 957 Night Is The Day Turned Inside-Out 958 Hop, Skip & Jump 959 The Black Cloud 960 Its Only a Tsunami 961 The Eyes Have It 962 Nine Hundred Problems With Progress 963 Americans Dont Torture And Other Fairy Tales 964 Picnic in Baghdad 965 A Small Booklet 966 At the Races, Cold. 967 First Cut is he Deepest 968 Crouching Tiger 969 How Many Coats When Overpainting Black? 970 Welcome to Hell, Please Leave Your Coat Here. 971 Soot 972 Jackie & Jimmy Get Married 973 Some Good Red Wine, Some Not So Good 974 Sports Personality of the Year 975 The High Cs 976 Flying Tigers 977 Blenkinsops Rule 978 Charlie and the Chop Factory 979 Im Going to Bed, Dont Rush 980 You Have Mail 981 The Seven Differences Between Yellow, Cream and Magnolia 982 Enigma 983 God is Not Home Today 984 Penelope Pie 985 The Writer as Missionary 986 Nora Battys Secret 987 I Dont Know, Kids Today... 988 Why We Need a Revolution 989 A story beginning, OK so I have pointy ears and a tail, but apart from that 990 Variations on the Wet Dream 991 Discovered, There WAS a Garden of Eden 992 Live at the Water Hole 993 The Cutting Room 994 Signs, Danger Deep Water, Boots, Gone Fishing 995 Gan on Geordie! 996 The Greatest Song This Week 997 Red Custard, Barbed Wire Pie 998 When the Children Fight 999 Please, Sir, I Want Some More 1000 Alices Cafe (Restaurant is Closed for Renovations) Lexie (Alexandra Fox) BC-Pro Member (5th February 2004) AIM : LexieFx E-mail: lex@hackleton.plus.com
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Posts: 19814 (17/02/06 19:15) Boot Camp 2006 Pro Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	The second thousand prompts 1001 Farmer 2-0 Mice 1002 Three Reasons Not to Eat Curry 1003 Christmas at the Tower 1004 Four Hundred Box Files 1005 Jane, Jeremy, Jesus, Jumping-Jacks 1006 Signs 1007 Deep Water 1008 Mercy Has No Quality 1009 Beans, the Ozone Layer, and Me 1010 Danger, Deep Water 1011 Boots 1012 Gone Fishing. 1013 Walking on Water 1014 Alberts Best Idea 1015 Tsunami, One Year On 1016 Per Ardua ad Aspidistra 1017 Channel 999 (Black & White) 1018 Does God Watch TV (one Channel at a Time?) 1019 Midnight Train With Georgia 1020 My Name is Bombed, James Bombed 1021 A Stitch in Time Means Someones Broken Their Watch 1022 Charlie and The bean Factory 1023 Glimmer of Hope 1024 1,620 Minutes, 1,620 Minuets 1025 Geoffrey is Indisposed 1026 The Beauty in Darkness, the Darkness in Beauty 1027 Stories I Dont Read 1028 Story Not Written 1029 A story beginning, When he went out to the car, the windscreen was... 1030 Black is the New Black, Mrs Brown 1031 Al A Loolya and His Chinese Friend Yur Wat 1032 Doctor! Doctor! Knock! Knock! 1033 Cold Tea and No Sympathy 1034 Cell 1035 If Only The Truth Was Out There 1036 Happy Golden Days of Yore 1037 Sprouts 1038 The Fire is Slowly Dying 1039 Folk Dressed Up Like Eskimos 1040 Gifts 1041 Three French Hens 1042 Peaceful Wings Unfurled 1043 The Man in the Boxing Day Jumper 1044 Our Childhoods Pattern 1045 War of the Worlds 1046 Dead Famous, Famously Dead 1047 Free Child Voucher 1048 Another Year, We Live in Hope 1049 A story beginning, Son. let me tell you what marriage is 1050 A Forgotten Voice 1051 The Philosophers Stone, Harry 1052 The Colour of Death is red, Mourn in White 1053 Up in the Mornin, Out on the Job 1054 Badgers, Screams, Night 1055 Why Sex is Better Before Dawn 1056 Champion the Wonder Rabbit 1057 Blenkinsops Unbreakable Rule 1058 Tiger, Tiger, Burning Bright 1059 A story beginning, Its dark, so dark the air tingles 1060 Arnold Isnt Funny 1061 Flush Fiction 1062 A Story beginning: If I was Shakespeare 1063 Malcolm Bradburys Milkman 1064 Salmon, Samson, A Walk in January 1065 Charles Dickens and the Problems of Laudanum 1066 Night Train to Cornwall 1067 Blue, Blue, Red 1068 Still Life, Still, Life 1069 Communing With the Young Mr Potter 1070 Not Quite Welsh, and Doesnt Like Sheep 1071 Scandal in Hay-on-Wye 1072 Memories of My Father Watching TV 1073 The TB Vaccination 1074 The Smell of Rotting Plimsolls 1075 Tar, Heat, Eyes, and Professor Shaman 1076 My Pussy, Your Dog, Prince Charles 1077 Black 1078 The Bucket Method of Contraception 1079 The Mystery of Aisle 19 1080 Lincoln, Lincoln 1081 Brass, Brasso, Brassed Off 1082 How Not to Be Australian 1083 The Koala Tree of Murphy 1084 Cream, not Magnolia 1085 Xmas Shopping in Kabul 1086 Why Does Nobody Talk About the Light Side of the Moon? 1087 Mary Xmas 1088 The Day After Tomorrow 1089 The Ode Less Travelled 1090 Watching From Ponty 1091 Face It, the Boy Done Wrong 1092 Blue Sun 1093 Kaleidoscope 1094 Microscope, Mother, Murder 1095 Hollywood and Hitler 1096 A story beginning, The First Glass of Sherry is 1097 Lost in Wiltshire 1098 Feeding the Ducks 1099 Silly Granddad 1100 Strictly Come Dancing 1101 Problems With Mushrooms 1102 Carol Singing While Peeling Potatoes 1103 Davids DoomDream 1104 Still Crazy After All These years 1105 Brief Encounter 1106 If Music Be the Food of Love 1107 Brief Encounter 1108 China and Plastic 1109 McArthur Park, Probably 1110 Camelot, 2006 1111 Red & Black, the New Pink 1112 A story beginning, If this was the beginning 1113 The Day After Tomorrow 1114 The Ode Less Travelled 1115 Watching From Ponty 1116 Face It, the Boy Done Wrong 1117 Blue Sun 1118 Kaleidoscope 1119 Microscope, Mother, Murder 1120 Hollywood and Hitler 1121 A story beginning, The First Glass of Sherry is 1122 If a Million Died 1123 San Francisco 1124 The Nun, the Motorbike, the Man from Bogota 1125 Cherry Picking, Paris 1126 The Weight of Angels 1127 Why Grey is Darker then Black 1128 Y - E - L - L - O - W 1129 My Fathers House 1130 Death by Confusion 1131 Going to See Harry 1132 Three Ways to Leave Home 1133 Almost Winning, But Almost Isnt It 1134 The Travesty of Travers Travails 1135 Tom, Harry & Dick 1136 The Magnificent Six 1137 The Good, the Bad and the Unusually Good-Looking 1138 Tom Brown for Pope 1139 Yellow, Green and Gold 1140 The God Blog 1141 The Road Less Travelled 1142 Jesus Wants Me For a Sunbeam 1143 Practical, Tactical and Instinctive 1144 The Importance of Being earnest 1145 The Technical Answer is Fuck Off 1146 Cinderella and Jack the Giant 1147 Life as a Pantomime 1148 A Story Beginning, There are Five Thousand 1149 The Burlington, Northbound 1150 Heres Another Ending 1151 Deportation at Breakfast 1152 A Chroniclers Sin 1153 Type Cherry-red on screen, then hide the screen and type for half an hour minimum 1154 Black Hearts are Safest 1155 In Lieu of Preference 1156 Jan and Jeremy Have Gone 1157 A Long Walk, Very Muddy 1158 Why Bitter Cranberries are the Best 1159 Blake Jakes Gang, and the Little Man From Pasadena 1160 Three Differences Between a Cucumber and a Courgette 1161 PINK! 1162 A story beginning, This is not a good idea 1163 Packing 1164 How to Read and Why 1165 The Importance of BEING, Earnest 1166 If Charles Dickens was 30 today... 1167 Memories Are Made of This 1168 Candy-Floss, Cork, Floating Ducks 1169 Does Anything Eat Wasps? 1170 Red, Red, Wine, Cheese, My Ex 1171 Seven Favoured Ways to Kill an Editor 1172 Why Being Bad is So Much More Fun 1173 Larry Lucifer and the Banshees,: Gig Tonight 1174 The A-Z of Heaven & Hell 1175 Cloud Atlas 1176 Murder 101 1177 2084 1178 Waterland, Last Orders 1179 Why Rain is Wet, Mary 1180 Snow Coming in From the East 1181 Why Fridays Are Bad For Lovers 1182 Waterland, Waterworld 1183 Shirt Stories 1184 Like a Big Girls Blouse 1185 Marmalade, Mama, Marmalade 1186 A Bastard in Southern France. Maybe 1187 Me and the Fat Man 1188 Julius, Julius, Approximus 1189 Caesar Had Some Apples, How Many Did He Eat? 1190 China Blue, Formosan White 1191 The View From Under the Table 1192 Cherries, Cherry-Picking 1193 A story beginning: This time, this time, Ill 1194 HTML 1195 The Genius of the Roadsweeper 1196 Playing Away 1197 Machiavellis Three Weaknesses 1198 James and the Giant Penis 1199 Why Lexie Fox Cant Do Flashes 1200 Forty Things Not to Blog 1201 A story beginning: The choice is 1202 Blank Screen Prompt 1203 Start a poem, say a iambic pentameter, rhyming, get two lines (screen on) then switch the screen off and write for at least half an hour. If you get lost just press carriage return and continue. NEVER look. If you cant turn your screen off, then select all and set font colour to white 1204 Beeping, Somewhere 1205 One Year On, and Postage Stamps 1206 The Spot 1207 Give me a Clue 1208 Jack in the Beanstalk, 2006 1209 A story beginning: Of course I wont tell you the truth 1210 Unfurled, World, Unfurled 1211 If Wedding Dresses Were Black 1212 A story ending, and thats the Gods honest truth. 1213 Blank Screen task 1214 Look outside your front door, stare, until you can get a line (probably poetry) of something inspired by looking. Then switch off the screen, usual rules and write for at least thirty minutes. You do NOT look, even if you think youve made a mistake. Just press carriage return a coupla times and start afresh. 1215 The Sound of Music 1216 Trailers 1217 Harveys Bristol Cream 1218 The Shining, Shining 1219 Platoon as a Gay Movie 1220 A story beginning: Switch on, and 1221 BlueGreen or Aquamarine? 1222 Screen Off Challenge. With screen on type, I am going to tell you a story about some called (insert name) who lived in... Then turn off screen and write for at least thirty minutes blind 1223 Write a story based on a clean/dirty joke 1224 Epsilon, Agamemnon 1225 Koalas, and Wallabies, Sydney 1226 One Way Not to Die 1227 Packing 1228 How to Read and Why 1229 The Importance of BEING, Earnest 1230 If Charles Dickens was 30 today... 1231 Memories Are Made of This 1232 Candy-Floss, Cork, Floating Ducks 1233 Does Anything Eat Wasps? 1234 Red, Red, Wine, Cheese, My Ex 1235 Seven Favoured Ways to Kill an Editor 1236 Why Being Bad is So Much More Fun 1237 Larry Lucifer and the Banshees,: Gig Tonight 1238 99 Death Street and The Black Dog 1239 100 Postage Stamps 1240 But Oughts as Far Away From Is and Does as Is and Was Lives maybe Far Behind 1241 Parrot & Parakeet 1242 Heres Another Ending 1243 Butter & Bread, Bread & Butter 1244 The Sewers Beneath Our Pretty Streets 1245 Soul-Surfing 1246 A Month With No Internet, NO Internet 1247 Wrong Number, You Wish 1248 Young Hear Crying 1249 When the Women Come Out to Dance 1250 15% Off 1251 Sold Out of Marilyn Monroe 1252 The Smell of Slow Cooking 1253 Black Hearts Live Longer 1254 Edgars Exercise Bike 1255 Looking One-Eyed at the Moon 1256 The Difference Between a Log-Cabin and a Wooden-Log Chalet 1257 Tomorrow, Cheese (Unless its Raining) 1258 How a Marriage Ends 1259 Catch Me If You Can 1260 Trying For the Top Ten 1261 The Sensible Man on the Clapham Omnibus 1262 Half Welsh, Half Dead 1263 Seventeen Reasons to Hate 1264 2-4-6-8 1265 Bluebells, Cough-Drops, Rain 1266 A Fight to End All Fights 1267 The Well 1268 Mummy, Mummy, Dont Throw Me Down the Lift-Shaft, Lift-Shaft, Lift-Shaft 1269 The Subtle Art of Friction 1270 Tomatoes, Flamingos, Lemmings & Other Interesting Facts 1271 Walking to the Sun 1272 A story beginning: Sometimes its best to just say its over 1273 Communal Birthing 1274 A Dove, a Blood-Red Sky 1275 Champion, The Wonder-Gerbil 1276 Black-White, Red; Black-White, Red. 1277 Teepee 1278 Baby Pink, Lemon, Baby Blue 1279 Theyre Coming to Take you Away 1280 The Dark Cloths of Night 1281 A Tale of a Tail 1282 Three-seater, Two-seater, Armchair 1283 Deep Water, Ducks and Drakes 1284 Getting to the Heart 1285 A story ending and thats the story of my life. 1286 The Long & Winding Road, or Not 1287 Arrested for Flashing 1288 So NOW Who Do We Vote For? 1289 Fatty 1290 His Smoking Jacket, This Smoking Gun 1291 Zen and the Art of the School Run 1292 Cheese & Onion Paste 1293 White Beauty 1294 Blossom? Blossom, Dearie 1295 A story beginning: Dont believe that 1296 Her Secret Identity 1297 Im Not Me Really 1298 Planned, Spammed, Banned 1299 The Man Who Read Womens Minds 1300 One Glass Too Many 1301 A story beginning, Theyll Never Guess Its me 1302 A story ENDING Theyll never guess it was me 1303 Black Honey 1304 Albert and the Ack-Ack Battery 1305 Seven No Trumps, 3 Off Doubled 1306 The Girl Who Cheated at Flashing 1307 SIR Tom Jones? Jesus! 1308 Malcolm Campbell Has Been Found. (He came out of a tap in Birmingham) 1309 Fantasy Fiction. Theres this Female Rocket Scientist, and.... 1310 Jesus, Jezebel, and Jimmy Choos 1311 Brown Bombers, GreenPeace 1312 Fuk Mi Shoes (Chinese Cobblers) 1313 A story beginning, Its so red, all red, the world is red. Red Red Red. 1314 Jungle Jim Jones, and Jolly Jane Jenkins 1315 Broomstick Aeronautics: Guidance For Wives 1316 The Misogynists Annual Dinner 1317 The Prodigal Grandma 1318 I Said Dont Peek. 1319 You Taught me to Write. Thats why I hate you so 1320 Black Duty 1321 Theres Nowt So Folk as Queers 1322 A Story beginning: When You Die in a Bomb Blast its 1323 The Damn Busters Dancing Troupe 1324 Rubber Ball, Bobby, Rubber Ball 1325 Black is the True White, Get Married in Pink 1326 The Gay Poet and His Dog 1327 Wide Sargasso Sea 1328 Night, Headlights, Deer 1329 Negotiating the Weekend 1330 Blackmail, My Beauty 1331 Plastic Surgery For the Soul 1332 Robinson So-So 1333 Jason and the Astronauts 1334 The Eyeballs In the Sky: Believe! 1335 Jack Jack has Jacked in Using the Jack, Jack. Better Tell the Union, 1336 Jack. 1337 Bloooooooooooooooooooooooooo! 1338 Eye-Drops 1339 56% 1340 Memoirs of a Gee, Sir! 1341 William Bell 1342 You Can Take Your Whores to Walter, Once Youve Had a Drink 1343 Tum-ti-tum, tum-ti-tium, tum-ti-tum-tum-tum 1344 A story beginning, Iambic pentameter, Trochee? Dactyls, maybe? 1345 Youve Got Mail! 1346 1914, 1918, 1914 1347 Life as a Cornflake 1348 Beeping, Somewhere 1349 One Year On, and Postage Stamps 1350 The Spot 1351 Give me a Clue 1352 Jack in the Beanstalk, 2006 1353 A story beginning: Of course I wont tell you the truth 1354 Unfurled, World, Unfurled 1355 If Wedding Dresses Were Black 1356 A story ending, and thats the Gods honest truth. 1357 Blank Screen task 1358 Look outside your front door, stare, until you can get a line (probably poetry) of something inspired by looking. Then switch off the screen, usual rules and write for at least thirty minutes. You do NOT look, even if you think youve made a mistake. Just press carriage return a coupla times and start afresh. 1359 Whipping Boy 1360 They found his teeth and spectacles 1361 The Blackboard Bungle 1362 On the third quack it will be ten to duck, precisely 1363 Olivers Army, Not a Model 1364 Falling Off the Catwalk 1365 Twelve Reasons Not to Be a Burglar 1366 A story beginning, Eggs, did you mean EGGS? 1367 Write About Intelligent Women in History (if youre stuck, you can...) 1368 HTML for Divorce? 1369 Black Monday, Ruby Tuesday, Sheffield Wednesday 1370 Forty Shades of Green 1371 The Woman Who Couldnt Leave It Alone 1372 Hairballs 1373 My Awkward Uncle Albert 1374 Indian Winter 1375 Someone To Watch Over Me 1376 Hot Buttered Mum 1377 Adventures of a Photocopier 1378 Shadow of the Moon 1379 Never Trust a Man with a Tidy Desk 1380 The Difference Between a Swamp and a Bog 1381 A story beginning, It was obviously my lucky day 1382 I Like it Like That 1383 The Red Wheelbarrow 1384 The Timing of the Screw 1385 Bags 1386 Parabolas and Pergolas, Sunshine 1387 Get out of my Story! 1388 Green, Brown, Clear 1389 Brut and Juicy Fruit 1390 A Man so Sick that Guinness Couldnt Cure Him 1391 Go to tinypic.com and press random until you find a group photo. Write a flash connecting two people in the group. 1392 The Grass on the Other Side of the Hill 1393 Marmite, Ribena, Ambrosia Creamed Rice 1394 Torn Sheets 1395 Colours of Spice 1396 Second-Hand Mo 1397 The Edge 1398 At the third stroke shell be purring 1399 Educating Peter 1400 The Invisible Worm 1401 Best New American Vices 1402 Backfire 1403 Pet Theory 1404 Stars, Garters, Buttons 1405 The Legacy of Acne 1406 I Know a Man Who Can 1407 The Cliché Club 1408 A story beginning, In the beginning 1409 Twinless 1410 Speak No Evil 1411 The Last Refuge 1412 Gravity of the Soul 1413 If You Were the Last Man on Earth 1414 Keyboard with a Mind of its Own 1415 Me a Cowboy, Me a Mexican Cowboy 1416 Some Kind of Chemistry 1417 A State of Undress 1418 A story beginning, When I first saw it in my basement 1419 Willies Wooden Leg, Larrys Wooden Willie. 1420 The Biggest Television in the World 1421 Mickey Mouse if Gay! 1422 Mickey Gay is a Mouse! 1423 Who Wears the Trousers 1424 Ium the-the Leadup ve the Piberal Larty Hic! 1425 Sympathy is in the dictionary between shit and syphilis 1426 Pillar of the Community, Pillar of Salt 1427 Selling Sand from Brighton Beach 1428 Girls in Dark Blue Knickers 1429 Middle of the Road 1430 The Eyes Have It 1431 Genesis 1432 Trains in the Distance 1433 Upon This Bank 1434 Something of Glass About Her 1435 Matins in the Bar-Room 1436 The Shapes of Mist 1437 Indoor Sports 1438 A story beginning, Ladies and Gentlemen, if I may call you that 1439 Regina Phalange & the Ass Kissers 1440 Im Not, Really, Im Someone Else 1441 Fishing at Fish 1442 Hey, Did I Tell You, Me and Frank McCourt 1443 Bridies Bug 1444 Saxophone, Late Night, A Telephone 1445 Lost in Wales 1446 The Difference between a Log Cabin and a Chapel 1447 Brighton Beach 1448 Hallelujah 1449 The Teacher & the Internet 1450 Grit Lit 1451 Pastry and Other Distractions 1452 Blame it on the Bossa Nova 1453 On the Street Where You Live 1454 A Long Way in a Mini 1455 The Fraud, the Charlatan the Thief and the Internet Publisher 1456 Winkles 1457 Weston-Super-Mare 1458 Four & Twenty Virgins and Mike Energy, East Grinstead 1459 Fed-Ex Man is at the Gate 1460 Barbarians 1461 A Night Out With the Rugby team 1462 Team America 1463 America as a Nazi State 1464 State of the Union, Jack 1465 Jack OLantern and the Glow-worm Crisis 1466 Crisis, What Crisis, Mary? 1467 Mary, Mary Quite Contrary 1468 The Morning After 1469 When the Overdraft Overdraft is Overdrawn 1470 To Dream the Impossible Dream 1471 Shirt Stories 1472 A story beginning, You have to choose green 1473 Simon Smith and His Amazing Dancing Bear 1474 Black Jakes Only Fear 1475 The Sweeney, Lemons 1476 Tomatoes, Flamingos, Lemmings and Other Interesting Facts 1477 Wigan, a Monday Night, in the Rain 1478 Three ways to Cheat 1479 Alberts Almanac 1480 Seance on a Wet Afternoon 1481 Trudy Tuesday 1482 The Science of Seduction 1483 Tall and Japanese 1484 The Twin Flowers 1485 If I Had a Heart 1486 The Lights Go Out 1487 Bird Flu and Albert Johannsen 1488 Friends 1489 The One Megabyte Bite 1490 Yellow or Green, Unless Youd rather Red? 1491 Blenkinsops Blunder 1492 Missing Kathy 1493 The Guinness Book of Cheese Records 1494 White Beauty 1495 Circling the Wagons 1496 Rain! 1497 The Reign in Drains is Plainly Insane. 1498 Drowning in Paris 1499 Paris and Helen (Blenkinsop) 1500 Blenkinsops Drapery (and Contract Killers) 1501 Killers, Fairies, Professors and Me 1502 Me Tarzan, You Lady Gorilla (But me Lonely and Not Picky) 1503 Picky Nosejob and the Snot Question 1504 Question: Does the sky touch the ground? What the bit between sky and ground? 1505 Cheats & Gods 1506 God Found Living in East Grinstead 1507 Microsoft Buys Heaven 1508 Google-Mind 1509 When the Email is Up. Down 1510 Batteries 1511 Earphones, Earmuffs, Ear-ache and Earwigs 1512 The Fattest 1513 He was vacuuming the floor when the doorbell rang 1514 He was microwaving the cat when the spaceship landed 1515 I Meant Poem One Not Poem Two 1516 Temp Pegs 1517 The Permanence of Words 1518 One Life in the Day of the Mayfly 1519 Sweat 1520 Thicken Soup 1521 Decorating the Easter Tree 1522 Marmite and Divorce, the Tokyo Story 1523 The Sewer Manager & the Super Model 1524 Blanket Ban 1525 The Difference Between Bradford and Marrakech 1526 The laptop laptop 1527 You recently sent us a payment... 1528 The Bluest Ever Sky 1529 Peas 1530 A Walk, a Golden Meadow, Sky 1531 The A-Z of Adultery 1532 If They Brought Back Hanging 1533 Cherie Cherry, Miss Cheerful 1989 1534 Photographing Suicide 1535 Cock o the North 1536 A Slow Starter 1537 Soap Suds 1538 The Grey Ones 1539 The Long Night of the Banned Member 1540 Budgie 1541 Star-Gazing, Star-Fucking 1542 No More Sea 1543 Under the Mountain 1544 A story beginning, Last time I saw her, she was wearing white 1545 Blast From the Past Meets Rave From the Grave 1546 Fat Lady in Venice 1547 Whisky & Ginger 1548 The Stalker and Her Friend 1549 How Many Units is That? 1550 Dead Famous, Famously Dead 1551 The Gas Leak, the Case of the Flying Fitter 1552 Potato Fritters, Mushy Peas 1553 Black, Your Heart 1554 James and the Giant Beach 1555 Listen, No, LISTEN, Can You Hear Dying? 1556 When to Finesse 1557 Moondust 1558 The Cow Who Liked Steak 1559 Terry Yackys Japanese Girlfriend 1560 Show, Gun 1561 Bugsy Malone (Ran Off With a Pygmy) 1562 Auditioning to be an Angel 1563 Grey Beauty 1564 Uncle Toms Cabin is Now a Condo 1565 The First 5-Wheeled bike 1566 Stuttering Rifles Rapidly Rattling 1567 Another Way to Skin a Rabbit 1568 The Death-Wish 1569 Men in Slacks 1570 Swing-Song, Swan-Song, Thin-Song, Thong Song 1571 The Place of a Skull 1572 Dogs in the Park 1573 Beginning with an Outline 1574 Pink Panther 1575 A Story beginning When I resurfaced 1576 Eczema and Other Joys 1577 The Blonde, the Redhead, The Brunette, and Two Pounds of Butter 1578 Cortisone 1579 The Nigerian Who Really Did Have Millions to get Out of the Country 1580 4AM, Tea, Self-Pity 1581 Jack Spratt, Would Eat No Fat 1582 Run It Up the Flagpole, See Who Salutes 1583 Cake, Lobotomy 1584 Gently, Gently Down the Stream 1585 Acid, Sugar, to Mars, Ping-Pong 1586 Fifi the Flea, Fell in Love, With a Clown From a Flea Circus 1587 In a Hole, Still Digging 1588 Accelerator! 1589 Simply not good enough 1590 The Devil Take the Hindmost 1591 The Honolulu Penny 1592 Jam, but Love, Jam, but Dying 1593 My Name is Bond, Bond Bug 1594 Tea & Crumpets 1595 Wallpaper in Hell 1596 Chestnuts, Roasting on an Open Fire 1597 Three Wheels on My Wagon 1598 Love in a Reliant Robin, James? 1599 Nothing is Yellow Enough 1600 Feel Free 1601 Korean Art 1602 To Use the Other Set 1603 Military Intelligence Ha Ha Ha 1604 Posted Earlier 1605 The Devils Washing 1606 Problems With an Angel as a Girlfriend 1607 Black-White, Pink, Black-White , Green, Black-White, Blue 1608 Jeremiah 1609 Fagins Secret Ambition 1610 Patchy Patchwork 1611 The Greatest Split Ever 1612 Are You Kidding Me? 1613 You what? Yer Joking, Right? 1614 Never in a Million Years. 1615 Dead Babies and Other Repetitions. 1616 Theresas Thesaurus 1617 The Land of Lost Stories 1618 BBB 1619 Moldo the Magnificent (on his nights off) 1620 Jack in the Doldrums 1621 Circumnavigating the Globe Solo With a Friend 1622 Peach, Vanilla, Peach 1623 Seven Lucky Breakaways 1624 Acceleration is On 1625 Chimney Cheese 1626 The Invoice 1627 Focus, In Focus, Out-of-Focus 1628 Blarney 1629 Jimmy Jewell and The Travers Girls 1630 Silent Night, What a Fight 1631 The Soft, Slow Drip of Blood of Night 1632 Dinner With Saddam 1633 The Mother of All Headaches 1634 Bluetooth and Other Bastards 1635 Ice-Skating for Lunatics 1636 Swimming to the Azores 1637 A Blessing, a Dressing, a Settling, and Down 1638 Toot! 1639 Half Welsh, Half Scottish, Half Irish, Cant Do Sums 1640 Twice a Half of Two-and-a-Half 1641 Kissing Barney Stone 1642 A Kidney? Youre Kidding Me 1643 You Put Your Left Leg in, You Bring Your Left Leg Out, But Still Your Yogi Doesnt Love You 1644 Brown, Vicar 1645 Up Too Early, A Day to Die 1646 The Open University Tutorial on Terrorism 101 1647 How Not to Read 1648 Deadwood, on Stage 1649 The Mouse That Thought 1650 Choose China, Charming Charles 1651 A Rose, a Name, By Any Other 1652 Thou Art Whole, and I, I am Undone 1653 If Music Be the Food of Love, Whats a take-Away at One in the Morning? 1654 Tennis With Dennis 1655 The Budgie With a Badge 1656 The Scent of Chrysanthemums 1657 Here Cum Dee Train 1658 General: Did You Come Here to die? Soldier: Nah Sir, I cummed yer Yester Die 1659 Nuclear Chocolate 1660 Losing Chelsea 1661 The Long Winding Road Through Wales 1662 Attila the Bun 1663 A Gooseberry in a Lift 1664 Laughter From Another Room, The Light Fading 1665 Tollpuddle 1666 Its a Flower, Pink, Looks Like a Daisy 1667 Jenny Jenny and the Junipers 1668 My Name is Eddie, Im a Coward 1669 Meeting After the White Gate 1670 Shall I Compare the To An Outside Toilet? 1671 A Gazzunder Goes Under the Bed 1672 Black & Bright 1673 Tosser, Screwit, Furkup and Soddem, Solicitors 1674 OK, OK, OK-OK-OK 1675 Brighton Bag Ladies Annual Conference 1676 This is Harry, Mr Privation Officer 1677 An Officer and a Gentleman (When Sober) 1678 Tea or Coffee? Cocoa? A Kick in the Nuts? 1679 Jasmine Jones and the Delicate Odour Problem 1680 Ordure 1681 The Philosopher & The Sewage Farm 1682 OC 1683 Casablanca, Lawrence, Just 39 Steps, My Friend 1684 The Power of One 1685 Theyre Not Hanging Level, Jones 1686 Why Its Obvious God is Welsh and the Devil Was Born in Lithuania 1687 Las Vegas is a Carbunkle 1688 Tarzan and the Tool-Eater Jaguar 1689 The Boys Who Stole the One Ton Safe From the Local Post Office 1690 Life is Just a Towel of Cherries 1691 Blue, By Blenkinsop, Wagstaff White 1692 Candyfloss and Cherryade 1693 Effervescence, Evanescence 1694 Old Movies 1695 Zen and the Art of Ironing 1696 The Trolls Courtship 1697 Last Thing Before America 1698 Our Father 1699 Seven Reasons not to Stop 1700 The Intricate Folds of the Fifth Dimension 1701 A story beginning, You wont believe me when I tell you, but 1702 Beyond Beautiful 1703 If music be the food of love, how do you play marmite? 1704 The Bottom Line 1705 The manes blond, James Blond 1706 Real Estate 1707 Christmas Frogs 1708 Michael, Snoring, a Knife 1709 Earlobes, Nipples, Navels 1710 Kissing Her, Killing Her Softly 1711 Write a story that starts with a leak (or a leek) 1712 Pissed as a Newt 1713 A Long Way Home 1714 Late Night Shopping 1715 Bags, Baskets, Buckets, Boxes 1716 Jemimas Mistake 1717 Seven True Men 1718 Butterfly Meadow 1719 A story beginning, As the clock struck ... 1720 Page Fright 1721 The Other Side of Midnight 1722 Confessional 1723 Shit 1724 Not So Secret Histories 1725 Bad Scouts and Nervous Indians 1726 Tobacco Mosaic 1727 This Way, Uncle 1728 What she saw through the window 1729 The Welsh retreat 1730 The Welsh rarebit 1731 The bit in your mouth 1732 The bit in Psycho where.... 1733 Psycho killer faa faa faa 1734 Bring me the sheep of Alfredo Garcia 1735 I nearly forgot to do it 1736 The Night, My Heart 1737 Travelling Salesman in Purgatory 1738 Seven Writers, Log Cabin, Mayhem 1739 The Doughnut Shop 1740 Bully Boys, Bully Beef 1741 What Death Told Me 1742 This Story is Psychic 1743 Full English (without the Kidneys) 1744 Begin the Bigun 1745 Table Manners for Trolls 1746 Which Came First, the Cock or the Hen? 1747 A Story written in emails 1748 Mindmapping, but no sense of direction 1749 Murder at the Chalet School 1750 Chocolate Log and Jellybeans 1751 All the Fun of the Fair 1752 Why does my computer always crash at the wrong time? 1753 Dssagent.exe - tool of the devil 1754 The great crash that wasnt 1755 Unnecessary panics and other heartwarmers 1756 Hacking off a hackers knackers 1757 Quackers, Crackers, Quakers 1758 Ill Grind Your Bones 1759 Shrinking 1760 The Golden Age 1761 The Silver Harp of Felicity Flight 1762 Deep Sea Fishing 1763 True Lies 1764 Walk the line 1765 Penny-pinching 1766 Sexism, the secret weapon 1767 Reign of fear 1768 Friday, faraway, forgotten 1769 Seven out of ten 1770 A bitter taste 1771 In the direction of... 1772 A small acting role 1773 A bit part 1774 Snapshot 1775 Pet Shop Girls 1776 The Wrong Time To Smile 1777 When Sally Met Hoodie 1778 Snowdrops and Apple Blossom 1779 Renewal 1780 Bottleneck, Iceland, Chess 1781 Thatch 1782 Not Worth The Paper Its Written On 1783 Not Going Gently 1784 Where Are The People? 1785 A Whale In The Thames 1786 An Empty Room 1787 Nothing To Do 1788 Wolf Pack 1789 For The Love Of Cushions 1790 Slow Movement, No Movement 1791 Frustration, Defenestration 1792 The One That Got Away 1793 With The Boss Away 1794 Shiver 1795 Come Back Alex 1796 Leave of Absence 1797 Odd Socks 1798 Another Cold Winters Night 1799 All The Lonely People 1800 Lazy People 1801 Dont Bother 1802 Shovel 1803 Harvest Suppers 1804 Blasphemous Blessings 1805 If My Sofa Could Speak 1806 One Crow Flying 1807 Screens, Coffee, Thoughts 1808 Riddle 1809 Please Note 1810 Personal Use Only 1811 Penny Farthing 1812 Courtship, Marriage 1813 Everyday Life 1814 Flowers For The House 1815 Telling Rupert 1816 Scrambled Eggs and Salsa 1817 The Younger Man 1818 Like Brother Like Sister 1819 Localized Demon 1820 The Trouble With Her 1821 Life Is A Rollercoaster 1822 Bird Watching 1823 Memorandum to Mr Blenkinsloop 1824 Clocks, Watches, Time 1825 Jenny and the Pacemakers 1826 Black Ice, Blue Ice 1827 The Bride had a Pierced Tongue 1828 A Warm Welcome 1829 Call Out Available 1830 The Elephants Graveyard 1831 Red, Rose, Pink 1832 Martin, Mating 1833 Sunday Lunch 1834 Red, White and Blue 1835 Bye Bye Baby 1836 Enormous Eyes 1837 The Road To Nowhere 1838 On The Way Home 1839 Dogs 1840 During The Daytime 1841 Knotted Ties 1842 Sexual Agonies 1843 Swinging Sixties 1844 Pierres Mother 1845 Wrinkles, winkles 1846 After The Funeral 1847 Shrimp, Ham, Cucumber 1848 Love me Tender 1849 On the Proposal to Remove Mars 1850 Being Blunt 1851 London Fields, Birmingham Bats 1852 Living the Delusion 1853 Everyman, China, Springs and Whistles 1854 Watching Your Back 1855 Choo-Choo Smith and the Diesels 1856 Cocaine 1857 The Invention of the Bra, 2006 1858 Poetry in His Motions 1859 Albert Einsteins Mistake 1860 The Shield 1861 When the Women Come Out to Dance 1862 Literary Big Brother 1863 1,001 Dalmations 1864 Homestead, Toothbrush 1865 Creative Writhing 1866 The Blacksmiths Arms 1867 To Be Blunt 1868 Tree, Dark Blossom, a Cleaner, Sun 1869 Zen & the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance 1870 The Saddest Day 1871 A Wriggling, Invisible, Fish 1872 Message From the Sub-Continent 1873 A Wild Justice 1874 Her First Pomegranate 1875 How to Eat and Why 1876 Book Gulag 1877 Gods Seven Spreadsheets, the Devil Has One 1878 Black, Soft and Rising, Gentle 1879 The Man Who Found a Fish 1880 The Long and Incredibly Straight Road 1881 Black Hearted Jakes Confession 1882 Tyburn 1883 Pepys Dairies 1884 Waltzing by the Light of the Moon 1885 Earth-Rise 1886 Sam Foundry and the Industrial Secret 1887 Tell Me About Love, Jacqueline 1888 How a Discussion Dies 1889 Cheese & Onion Paste, Bread, Four Sisters 1890 Can U tell Me about Fame? 1891 Nitting, Got One! 1892 Broken Spectacles 1893 A Career in Korea 1894 Boules, Entente Cordiale, Merde 1895 The Difference Between Crying and Weeping 1896 Different Day, Different Meds, Different Core Principles 1897 Bob Dylan and The Sharecroppers 1898 Justification: A Woman of a Certain Age 1899 Microscopic and Macroscopic 1900 Disney World, The Serious Writer and Other Fantasies 1901 Mugs 1902 Tanner Hop, Jack, Tell Twp Evans 1903 Todays Personality is... 1904 Ballistics 1905 Allusion, Delusion, Serenity, Sincerity 1906 A Wooden Truck 1907 Remember, We Are Going Halves 1908 Cough! 1909 Aberystwyth, Mon Amour 1910 How the Dead Lives 1911 Its Not the Cough That Carries You Off. Its the Coffin They Carry You Off In 1912 MacDonalds Very Early 1913 How to Cripple Your Children 1914 Evan Has a Book 1915 White Horses, Night, 1916 Black is the Colour of My True Loves Heart 1917 The Evening Comes Down, Softly 1918 Drummer, Drummer 1919 Arseholes are cheap today, cheaper than yesterday 1920 Coming Out 1921 To See is Not to Believe 1922 Bloody Men Are Like Buses! 1923 Old Masters, Younger Mistresses 1924 Define Mistress 1925 Colours, Best Wishes 1926 What I Want 1927 Travails With My Aunt 1928 Tapioca, Semolina, Spaghetti And Other Trees 1929 Big Brother, and Screaming 1930 When Matisse Met Renoir 1931 Right Number 1932 The East Wing 1933 Seven Feet Under 1934 Little Boy Blue and Little Bo Peep 1935 Its ~Seoia, But Are they REAL? 1936 Email: Wrong Number 1937 The Sadness of Weddings 1938 Her Family Tree is a Willow, I am Pine 1939 One or Two Natural Wonders of the World 1940 Last Tango in Basingstoke 1941 One Hundred Million Pounds 1942 In His Cottage Kitchen, Just Talking, About Books 1943 After They Leave 1944 Lawrence of Bulgaria 1945 The Bitter Things, and Time 1946 Padded Up 1947 They Are All Out Now and the Last One Was a Duck 1948 That Simply Isnt Cricket 1949 Timmys Trick Hat 1950 Ashes 1951 Would You Rather Be Aussie or Human? 1952 The Bowlers Holding, The Batsmans Willie 1953 BodyLine 1954 Spin 1955 Holiday in Havant 1956 Hole in My Shoe 1957 Anns Aspidistra and Reggies Rhododendrons 1958 A Drowning Horse 1959 Frost on Sunday 1960 Listening to Chimes 1961 He Parked His Car and Walked Away 1962 A Long, Hot Bath, a Glass of Sherry 1963 The Difference Between a Long Poem and a Short Story 1964 Dressing for Her Suicide 1965 Blink Verse 1966 Scrabble, Fall 1967 Capel, Chapel, Church, Des Three-Bed 1968 And dirty thugs unchained just for the game 1969 Sylvia Plaths Cat. 1970 Silent Spring 1971 Supper With Franz 1972 Half Welsh, Half-Human 1973 This Isnt About E M. 1974 Travelling to Key West 1975 Dark Red Biplane Flying Across the Sub 1976 Minor, Miner, Minor, Mynah 1977 A story beginning, They Brought Him Out Just after One Oclock 1978 She Was Beautiful 1979 Links to the Deluded 1980 The Ice Man Cometh 1981 I Knew Robert Redford When... 1982 To See the World in a Grain of Sand 1983 Loserville 1984 I Love Canada 1985 Squeezing Into 500 1986 Panorama 1987 Her Name Was Ann Morgan, He Was a Cobbler 1988 A story beginning, The Smell Was the First Thing... 1989 The Annual Accounts 1990 Just How Cold? 1991 Near Miss, Miss 1992 Neon, or is it Halogen? 1993 The Sound of Men Crying in the Dark 1994 Problems For the Urban Knight Errant 1995 The Fifth Musketeer 1996 The Second Pub in the Moon 1997 A story beginning, If you like it could be green, but 1998 Sex Stew 1999 The Oxford Encyclopaedia of Poo 2000 Fear of Walking Slowly Lexie (Alexandra Fox) BC-Pro Member (5th February 2004) AIM : LexieFx E-mail: lex@hackleton.plus.com
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Posts: 19814 (17/02/06 19:17) Boot Camp 2006 Pro Reply Quote More My Recent Posts Message Me Connection Blocking Invite Ignore User's Posts Report Post	The third thousand prompts (ongoing) 2001 Global Whoring 2002 Green-Top, Occasionally Red, Trying to Remember Jersey 2003 Everest 2004 A Very Good Friend Called Vern 2005 Black Suits You, It Matches Your Teeth 2006 Pip 2007 The Mysteries of the Pomegranate 2008 Victoria, Cross 2009 My Ghillys Willy, My Maidservants Anne 2010 Chocolate and the Science of Seduction 2011 Am I Late? Oh Hello Vicar 2012 Better 30 Minutes Late in the is world than 30 years early in the next 2013 The Go Between 2014 Hartleys Jam 2015 Killing Harrys Hamster and Other Sports 2016 Apple-Bobbing 2017 Candy Floss & the Secret of the Universe 2018 The Great Wall (Be Nice When Its Finished) 2019 The Inscrutable Googler 2020 Coffee or Horlicks? 2021 State of the Union 2022 Adventures on My Toilet 2023 Portrait of an Artist in his Studio 2024 What I Wish For 2025 Why Red Wine and Laser Printers Dont Mix 2026 A Room With No View 2027 Hemingway on DVD (£1) 2028 Shepherd, Spy 2029 Bethlehem Hotel Overbooking Scandal 2030 Yesterday Was the 100th 2031 The Stink of Spit 2032 Little Bo Peep, Simon Says Why Pays the Piper 2033 Non-Representational Fiction 2034 Flight of the Oxford Comma 2035 Execution at Dawn 2036 Hunger Pangs 2037 Shes Come Undone 2038 A Travesty of Justice 2039 St Agnes Eve 2040 Songs of Innocence and Experience 2041 Mr Foster Crossed the Line 2042 Tiger Eyes, Tiger Feet 2043 A story beginning, I smelled burning 2044 The Well 2045 Getting Rid of Thomas 2046 Turquoise & Aquamarine 2047 Red as the Ace of Hearts 2048 The Gentleman on the Clapham Omnibus 2049 Sunset, Slowly 2050 Pop Goes the Weasel 2051 Three Things The Luftwaffe Forgot 2052 Honeymoon in Beirut 2053 Blackberry & Apple Pie, Naturally 2054 Hovis, Bovis 2055 Brave New World 2056 Toadaphone 2057 Snake in the Grass 2058 Last Train to Nowhere 2059 Faith and Hope Go Shopping 2060 The Gorgonzola Tapes 2061 A Foot in the Door 2062 Good Lovin 2063 A Row of White Crosses 2064 A story starting, I needed a break, so 2065 Cortisone 2066 Dead Famous, Famously Dead 2067 Careless Talk Costs Loaves 2068 Sarajevo 2069 The Wild Sarcastic Sea 2070 After the First Month We Got Used to the Rain 2071 Planet Ten 2072 Oil Filled, Say Hello 2073 When Teddy Came to Life 2074 Sounds of Birds Screaming 2075 Cherubim and Cellophane 2076 Desire, Performance, Beer 2077 Crow in the Woods 2078 A Dogs Life 2079 The Stump Grubber 2080 G-String and Parcel Tape 2081 A Shortcake Story 2082 Learning to Skin 2083 The Impossibility of True Intimacy 2084 Ordure, Odour 2085 Morning Mouth 2086 The Day My House Burned Down 2087 Egg-Head 2088 The Way Love Works 2089 Gleaming the Cube 2090 Sea Shaken on a Breakneck of Rocks 2091 The World I Breathe 2092 Crumpets, Muffins, Teacakes, Butter 2093 How I Eat an Apple 2094 A story beginning, In the centre of the clearing 2095 Overkill 2096 The Last Patriot 2097 Rising Dump 2098 Skunk versus Fox, Home and Away 2099 Self-Portrait, Nude, with Steering Wheel 2100 I Go Back to May 2101 The Visible Baby 2102 Shadow of the Moon 2103 Tumbleweed, Rolling 2104 A story beginning, Back in my fifties 2105 Leo, Cinema Attendant; Helen, Stenciller 2106 Audie Murphy 2107 Half the Orchestra 2108 Blame it on the Boss 2109 £28,000 a week? You Disrespect Me! 2110 Standing on the Ledge 2111 Think of any Short Story and Write YOUR Flash Version 2112 Still Life. 2113 Portrait of the Artist Burgling Someone Elses Studio 2114 Small Clams Court 2115 Dead Leaves 2116 That Friday Feeling 2117 Fatwa 2118 The Pig Within 2119 The Fourth Wise Man 2120 Dreaming of Clooney 2121 Settee, Suttee, Sushi 2122 A Hard, Dazed Knight 2123 A story beginning, In one of my earliest memories 2124 Why the Welsh are Revolting 2125 Dedication To 2126 Hand and Eye Coordination 2127 The Joy of Hex 2128 Portrait versus Landscape 2129 Our Sister Water 2130 The Rest of the Iceberg 2131 Sunday, Families, Broken Crockery 2132 Indoor Sports 2133 Mr Miserable from Number Thirteen 2134 In Heaven there is No Beer 2135 Eminem and the Virgin Mary 2136 Holding the Baby 2137 Good Dog Down 2138 Over the Bridge 2139 Wings, Wings, Wings 2140 Elvis Has Entered the Building 2141 After the Fox 2142 Remnants 2143 A story beginning, Henry had always had a thing about colour 2144 Bounce Bounce Bounce 2145 Finding Reno 2146 Mean Girls 2147 Boxes 2148 That Hideous Strength 2149 That Doggone Rabbit 2150 Watermarks 2151 Surprised By Joy 2152 Free Spirits 2153 Late Night Shipping 2154 The Final Countdown 2155 Kings Doggy 2156 The Iceman Cometh 2157 The Oldest Short Story Ezine on the Web 2158 Ice Cream 2159 Jeanie, With the Light Brown Hair 2160 Today is the Tomorrow We Worried About Yesterday 2161 Slow Train From Warsaw 2162 Slow Boat to China 2163 Connections, Connected 2164 Black and Blue But I Love You 2165 Cheerio, Cheerios 2166 Simon Says, But Take No Notice 2167 Mary-Anne and her dog Jasper 2168 Surfacing, Resurfacing 2169 Chicken in a Basket, Fries 2170 Singing the Birthday Blues 2171 Trying to be Alive 2172 The Subtle Knife 2173 Join Today. Its Free 2174 Dont know much about history 2175 Reaching the H Spot 2176 Up Where the Angels Sing 2177 Last Request 2178 Liver and Lights 2179 Lucky Bitch 2180 On the Winds of Chance 2181 Little Boy Blue 2182 The Tree House of my Dreams 2183 Lift, Left, Aloft 2184 A story beginning, They never told me what it was 2185 Acceleration is On 2186 What Urban Wanted 2187 Half Irish and Half Irish 2188 A Life on the Ocean Waves 2189 Podcast From God 2190 A Problem With My Back 2191 Lilia, Lilia, I Hope You Understand 2192 The Blood Test 2193 The Language Instinct 2194 Tea With St Peter 2195 Ark 2196 Different Strokes 2197 Half of Mild and a Bag of Pork Scratchings 2198 The Karaoke Six 2199 Memories of a Greaser 2200 Big Daddy 2201 Playing Dead in Holby City 2202 Epi-Fanny 2203 Knocking Your Block Off 2204 Last Man on Site 2205 G-strings and Dog-collars 2206 Horlicks and Hobnobs 2207 The Shrek Conspiracy 2208 Man of Destinies 2209 One Still, Small Moment 2210 Down among the Dead Men 2211 Betty the Barmaid versus my Ma 2212 In the Cradle of my Palm 2213 Nigel Mends a Table 2214 The Indisputable Native Nutkin 2215 A story beginning, I used to keep it in a matchbox 2216 0-2 at Home 2217 A Small Good Thing 2218 Those Magnificent Men in Their Flying Machines 2219 Barbara From Bristol 2220 Hearts Foundation Course 2221 When I Consider How My Life is Spent 2222 The Problem With Apple Pie 2223 Harrys Headache 2224 When the Chilled Dough of His Flesh Went in the Oven 2225 Preparatory Material 2226 The Hotel Maid, the Flying Saucer, and the Man From Bogota 2227 Japanese Black 2228 Why Thirteen is an Unlucky Number 2229 The Beach Hut 2230 Come in Number Two. Your Time is Up. 2231 Crisis? What Crisis? 2232 Highlands and Islands 2233 Undoing Freda 2234 Hamster Fajita 2235 Your Memory Stick 2236 A story beginning, Tursday, I said. Tursday ... 2237 The Headache 2238 How Far is the Moon 2239 Snow 2240 Brass, Brasso, Doorstep 2241 Rye Bread 2242 When the Chalets Go 2243 A Sprinkle of Moondust 2244 Meet Judas, the New Boy 2245 Travels by Tandem 2246 The End of a Perfect Beginning to the Start of a Day 2247 Blackcurrant Soup 2248 Cleaning for the Cleaners 2249 Bright Side 2250 A Red Cabriolet 2251 How Cellophane Crackles 2252 Freezer 2253 A Wild Justice 2254 The White Army 2255 Shakespeare in Love 2256 Brannigans Secret 2257 Charlie and the Poison Factory 2258 Blue Moon 2259 If You Knew Suzie like I Knew Suzie 2260 Upper crust, Upper cut 2261 Little Bitta Bread and No Cheese 2262 My Kingdom for a Hearse 2263 Miguel and the Magic Trainers 2264 Last Train to Nowhereville 2265 In Your Eyes 2266 Tripping the Light Fantastic 2267 Postcards 2268 The Virtual Barber 2269 Write a story using the word marmalade in the first sentence. 2270 The Judgement 2271 Ashes of Roses 2272 Bodily Harm 2273 Dancing Girls 2274 Over the Top 2275 The Pavement Painting 2276 I Hate Fish 2277 Calculator Charlie and His Magic Buttons 2278 Vlad the Impala 2279 The Difference between a Sausage 2280 A story beginning, I cant believe Im on this road again 2281 Waiting For the Bus 2282 Quarter Pounder 2283 Mr Joness Home Help 2284 A Chunk of Bread Pudding 2285 Emotional Archaeology 2286 When the Audience is Naked are You Overdressed? 2287 Elderberry Wine 2288 Shall I Compare Thee To a Summers Day or Not Fucking Bother? 2289 H2O 2290 Why is it Count DOWN Not Up? 2291 Shelling Peas 2292 The Khaki or the Khaki? 2293 England Versus Italy 2294 Playing Away 2295 Home Alone 2296 Ronnie Darko 2297 Lewis Moody and the Egg-Shaped Ball 2298 Flying Tackle 2299 Going for the Line 2300 Gimme Gimme Gimme 2301 The Ring 2302 A story beginning, Dont ask me why, but 2303 Travels with my Ant 2304 Headlines, Deadlines 2305 Duck-billed dinosaur crests not linked to sense of smell 2306 Intimate kissing quadruples risk of meningitis in teenagers 2307 The nanoworld of corrosion 2308 UF engineer develops tiny, easily mass-produced motion sensor 2309 Intimate Gesture, Infinite Jest 2310 Hey Babe, Wheres Your Daddy Gone? 2311 The Archers 2312 Bush Meat and All the Trimmings 2313 Why Polar Bears Dont Attack Penguins 2314 Return to Fantasy Island 2315 Licking the Guilt off the Gingerbread 2316 The Phone Rang, but I was in the Shower 2317 The Soporific Effect of Eating Lettuce 2318 What the Butler Did 2319 Nine Reasons why I dont love you any more 2320 Waterloo 2321 The Old Man & the Sea 2322 Letter From the Welfare 2323 Jim Naseum and the Rubber Mats 2324 Bless 2325 Year Eight Project 2326 When all the others were away at Mass 2327 The East of Ireland 2328 When the Family Tree is Blown Down 2329 Down the Plughole 2330 Red, Red Talons 2331 A Literary Revenge 2332 The Advantages of Emotional Vaccination When Young 2333 The Magic Porridge Pot 2334 The Difference between a Spigot and a Spurtle 2335 Scents of Unease 2336 When Sally Hit Harry 2337 Mayhem on St. Valentines Eve 2338 A story beginning, I didnt mean to do it 2339 Atonement Postponement 2340 Scottish Power 2341 Wordsworth at the Tulip Festival 2342 The Mountie and the Mountebank 2343 Old Movies 2344 The Cinder Path 2345 Shopping forecasts 2346 The Lost Word 2347 Im Fat, Youre Ugly, So? 2348 A story beginning, It should have started like this 2349 Encounter With a Bug 2350 Its Your Sister, From Australia 2351 Walking on Custard 2352 Hill Walking With iPod 2353 Death By Blackcurrant 2354 How Tea Was Invented 2355 Wordsworths Bastard 2356 Camomile With Mrs Tavistock 2357 One, Two Three, Sing! 2358 Hookery Book 2359 The Whether Forecast 2360 Snuggly Lambkins luvs Bunny-Wunny-Wabbit 2361 The St Valentines Day Brassica 2362 SWM w/ GSOH required urgently 2363 That Shrinking Feeling 2364 A Paper Bag of Winter Mixture 2365 Walk, Dont Walk 2366 Love isnt Blind 2367 Liposuction for the Soul 2368 Why Trying to Write like Carver is a Pointless Exercise 2369 A Significant Lack of Red Roses 2370 Spotless, Pure and Glorious 2371 The Shins of the Fathers 2372 Anatomy is Destiny 2373 A Pregnant Bank 2374 George Dont Do That 2375 Listen to the Sound of the Single Hand Clapping 2376 All Cats are Grey in the Dark 2377 The Golden Mean 2378 Leaving the Carousel 2379 A story beginning, It is ten oclock in the morning 2380 A Ticket to Glide 2381 Bug 2382 After Spending Some Time Looking Through Our Register 2383 Make Poetry History! 2384 The bash Street Kids 2385 The Other Side of the Story 2386 Give us This Day 2387 Black Is the Colour of My True Loves Teeth 2388 Climb Evry Mountain 2389 Useless Eustace 2390 Tea With Dan Dare 2391 My Friendly Neighbourhood Stalker 2392 Body Bags 2393 Let Us Now Praise Stupid Women 2394 Stump Hunting 2395 My Life as a Frog 2396 Doodling 2397 Roses are Red 2398 Love is the fart of every heart 2399 Love me Tender 2400 Lost in Music 2401 In the Archives 2402 Letter From Australia 2403 The Blood Test 2404 Case Histories 2405 Circling the Wagons 2406 Black, Blacker, Blackest 2407 The Effects of a Particular Rainfall 2408 Dobbin 2409 Cedric Buys a Chapel 2410 Lassie and Champion 2411 Amen 2412 Edna Talks Back 2413 Love Bewitched 2414 Men at Sea 2415 My Life as a Bat 2416 Householding, Housekeeping 2417 Dance of the White Bones 2418 Hall of Flame 2419 Tobacco Mosaic 2420 The Penile Colony 2421 Spotless, Pure and Glorious 2422 The Shins of the Fathers 2423 Anatomy is Destiny 2424 A Pregnant Bank 2425 George Dont Do That 2426 Listen to the Sound of the Single Hand Clapping 2427 All Cats are Grey in the Dark 2428 The Golden Mean 2429 Leaving the Carousel 2430 A story beginning, It is ten oclock in the morning 2431 Drop Dead, Fred 2432 Chuck another Prawn on the Barbie, Bruce 2433 The End of the Affair 2434 Into the Flames 2435 Esther the Jester 2436 Have a heart, she said. 2437 Bach Rescue Remedy 2438 The Slice Girls 2439 A Postcard from Dad 2440 The Second-Hand Bookseller 2441 My Pet Penguin 2442 Memories in the Cupboard Under the Stairs 2443 The Book of the Dead 2444 What Goes Around? 2445 Friction Fiction 2446 Meditation on a Stump 2447 The Fourth Gender 2448 Ants in the Sandwiches, Spiders in the Jam 2449 Pipecleaner Fun with Sally Moffat 2450 Colins Charisma 2451 Chickening Out 2452 Silver on the Skeleton Slide 2453 The Fanta Mantra 2454 Little Boy Kneels at the Foot of his Bed 2455 All is Burning 2456 The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts 2457 The Best of All Possible Worlds 2458 The Star Spangled Banger 2459 Spangles and Opal Fruits 2460 Veni, Vidi, Vici Lexie (Alexandra Fox) BC-Pro Member (5th February 2004) AIM : LexieFx E-mail: lex@hackleton.plus.com

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